Baby Mozart [VHS]
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Movie Review: Be careful what you wish for...
Summary: 3 Stars
So, you want a Baby Einstein? Apparently so do millions of parents who have bought this and other Baby Einstein videos.
But just like messing with the genetic composition of Timothy alfalfa, we don't know what the future holds with a world of Einsteinized children. If all those babies are more genius than us, could we be facing a new tyrannical political order where we become nothing more than diaper-changing slaves? Instead of working on national health care reform, all we will get from our politicians is promises of universal candy and more recess time at school.
I can't wait until they make a Baby Ted Nugent DVD -- a few rotating toys and a bit o' "Cat Scratch Fever" in the background.
Movie Review: Great for young children!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
My daughter is currently 6 months old and wow does this video keep her attention!! I have her in a jumper to get out all of the energy she gets from the DVD!! I definetly recommend to all parents with the young energetic baby that has the attention span of about 5 seconds!!
I also recommend the baby shakespear & Noah as well...
Movie Review: Baby Mozart
Summary: 5 Stars
For a first time user, the process was great. Product was as described (used/good condition). Received timely.Movie Review: Turn my boo inta GENUIS!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
Yo, my baby mama, she whack. She be smokin dat riz-zock while ol girl be in her tum tum, ya heard? I ain't playin, dog, she be done gone on dat wat-ah, all stumble stumble. Yeaaaaah, she be drinkin an all dat an I be like, Huuuuuuuuuuh?. Can't believe, cuz, can't believe. I almost punched her in her tum tum. Dat ain't right, dawg, dat sh...t ain't right. She be smokin cigarettes an blunt thru her nose, she be sayin it ain't affect no baby if you smoke it thru yo nose. I'm like, B1TCH, I know dat. Who you tink I am, motherf'n Dewgy Howsa or some sh...t. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it.
I don't pay no money to dat girl cuz she be trippin, ya heard? sayin diap-diaps cos money even doe she be goin to Costco. I like, Whaaaaaaaaaat? So I say, bring dat girl over herrrre, she prally ain't even real. But she bring my boo ova and she be real fer real. Baby like, 2, maybe 4 months ol or sumpin. But she be all like la la, she be messed up or sumpin. Like, she ain't walkin or talkin or nuttin. I say, Yo, baby, what you want? And she be cryin'. So when she be all cryin' and sh...t, and I be like, hey boo, quit your cryin, ya heard? She don't listen or nuttin, dawg!
So's I buy dis here dvd from D-Money outta his trunk, right? He be like, Give me 5 dolla, an I be like, ain't got it, give it ta ya next week. And he be like, No, so's I give it ta him. I got dis new dvd playa, right?, it play dvds, ya heard? I gots it from my neighbor Ree-Ree. Ree-Ree be all like, I'ma leave fo a minute, don you steal nuttin. Soon as she be gone I stole that dvd playa. She come by but she ain't know I'm home cuz I'm quiet, ya know? She be knockin on the door sayin I know you home, Dre, I can hear Scarface playin. Ree-Ree be straight trippin, ya heard?
So's I gots my boo, right, so's I put dat dvd on and sit herrr down cuz I gots to go do my biz-niz, I gots ta be real, dawg, ya know I gots ta do my thing wit Qwan. She alright. Afta I grabs a 40 and a cigerello from da corner on my way back, ya know, cuz dats how I roll. I'ma sippin my juice and rollin and I look down at my boo, sh....t, you wouldn believe. Dat baby be over on da floor writin symphonies, dawg! She be composin some muthaf'n symphonies! I be like, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Den I be like, Yo baby, tell me bout dat theory of rel-o-tiv-o-tee. My boo, she jus look at me. Den she dookie all ova da floor. I be forgettin babys s'pose to be wearin diap diaps an clothes an sh...t. I was like, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Movie Review: This product was a lifesaver!
Summary: 5 Stars
I have a very fussy baby and she loves this video. We put a DVD player in the car on the back of the seat and popped in this video and no more screaming! She is 4 months old.